Newbieblogger

Or should I say, Newbiebabbler.  I'm the kind of person that has a million random thoughts riding the bumper cars in my carival of a mind.  For instance did you know that if your second toe is longer than your big toe it means you have a high sex drive?  You can tell a lot about a man's sexual performance by watching him play pool!  No, sex is not all I think about.  Many times I contemplate Quantum Physics and the fact that I could use it as the perfect excuse for being late to work..... time is a man-made concept and doesn't truly exist therefore I cannot, in fact, be late.  Is there a way for me to introduce myself, not really..... to read me is to know me.